I picked it up, but I was disgusted to notice that it smelled like a butthole.

Yes, during the security routine, Geraldo Rivera found himself being fucked by the guard. He was so surprised that he just stood there, enjoying it.

Theoretically, ten totally random hexadecimal characters as a passphrase for 40-bit WEP, 26 totally random hexadecimal characters as a passphrase for 104-bit WEP, and 64 totally random hexadecimal characters as a passphrase for WPA/WPA2 Phrase Shared Key Mode can be used.

I jizzed all over the keyboard, but that's probably because of the Maria Ozawa rape video playing in the background rather than from your post.

>>6
I can insure you I am not afraid of sarcasm! I was infact playing along! What say you Mr. Troll!

>>9
Must... not... fall... for... obvious... god damn it. ASSURE.

Ass? Sure.

The answer to the ultimate question is of course 42.

I can now reveal the ultimate question itself:

How long does it take for piss to land on balls? 42 seconds

Maybe if you're a slow motion urinater.

I'd like to get in on an initial pubic offering.

Hi again! We accidentally kusaba. So we reinstalled it. Sorry about dat.
And now we opened, welcome!
http://atochan.org/int/

Ruck the Fussians

We shall bring Snacks back! Then we shall eat him! WHO'S WITH ME?!

I just ate some snacks.

I await RedCream's highly homosexual response to this.

>>12

Please come back. We promise not to eat you.

I can't keep that promise

Doesn't he have some sorta imageboard chan called dickopolis or dickcity or something?
I wish I was joking.

>>13

I await a RedCream cloan's highly homosexual response to this.

Fixed.

>>16
Wow, that was even more homosexual than I thought it would be.

It's complete shit today to boot. They just mildly improve the graphics and change the scenery and expect people to shell out $50 for it.

Well fuck your shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1ZtBCpo0eU

Fornicates
Pusillanimous'
Stewardesses

Finds
Piss
Sexy

Finger
Picking
Sitarist

Funkadelic
Parliament
Songs

Yeah, I'd have to agree with that. The only FPS's I'm waiting on are the next Halo's, and that is only because I'm a fan of the series.

What would you say to a /programming/ board for this place? I mean the other one is shit infested.

I think people like /prog/ precisely because of the way it is.

I stopped going to 4chan years ago, and the Soviet Russia one is totally dead. Seems like it might be a good addition to me.

The most comprehensive protection of an idea is a patent. Many attorneys / solicitors advise this form of protection. This can be arranged through a patent agent.

However it is usually impractical to patent ideas for two main reasons:

The fees and costs in pursuing a patent are considerable. Even for professional inventors, the ratio of ideas to successes is such that it is economically not justified to take out patents on their ideas.

The time taken for a patent to be granted and enforced is usually much longer than the lifecycle of a product. There are very few items of longevity in the toy world. Most companies change at least one-third of their line every year. Although court action can be retrospective in most cases the damage has already been done.

The next strongest form of protection is design registration. Any graphic material can be registered (provided it is original) for a few hundred pounds at the Design Registration Office. This protects against all similar designs even if those designs were conceived separately and are coincidental.

Photographs or drawings with an aesthetic content (not industrial product engineering drawings) can be registered. Again this is expensive if registration is done speculatively.

The biggest disadvantage of Design Registration is that a different design working in the same way and achieving the same effect probably will not infringe the design right.

>>2
A few hundred pounds of what? Sand, garbage, feces...

It's nowhere near as nice as geocities, and they canned geocities.

redcream had a tripod site

some of my favorite sites are still on geocities.jp

POST SOME CHILL MUSICS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKXfq1HuSuc

This seems chill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phTlN-jyIA

I gave him a standing ovulation.

Our responsive laughs are like the braying of jackasses.

I wish I could ovulate but I am a man so therefore I am not able to.

I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but after a while I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Haha, that's pretty clever.

Here's one:

Q. What did the sadist say when the masochist said to him "please hurt me"?

A. "No."

How come?

Make it 20 please, there's not enough content on the front page.

>>4
It can't be helped. And this place is good enough for me.

>>4
Because I've stopped making threads while the ding dong racist squats there bumping shit threads and >:( makes a half dozen threads in a half day.

>>4

This board is high quality, we don't need you ruining it.

>>6
I have no idea why they put so much effort into doing all of that when it's not even supposed to be taken all that seriously, but I have to agree that sfbe is one of the worst shitposters on that site. Each and every single one of those threads is bad and he isn't even capable of being even slightly funny.

>>7
Listen here, Jerkface.

>>8

You're defending shitposters like >>4 ?

I knew a guy who left town for high school. He would visit and tell stories of some guy had scissors stuck up his ass, shit like that. Shameful. If it isn't the staff abusing the students, it's the students themselves. It's probably mostly the students themselves. There has to be a way to ship kids away and not have them turn into sadistic queens.

Why send them away at all?

I went to a boarding school for 2 years

worst two years of my life

After boarding school, you go to nailing school. That is an entirely logical progression, but it leads to some frustration for advanced students, who master boards early but are restrained from using nails until they advance with their class.

Most students can not wait until they get to screwing school. And who can blame them? Screwing is more versatile. You can do more when you screw more.

>>2
To be free of their nonsense. Wealthy people have nannies and send their kids away because rich kids can be such annoying and obnoxious self-important little shits.

How was it for you?

You should have ringed your poop hole... with tissue paper.

Ok, nerds who I would never date nor even speak to normally:

Why didn't an eagle simply drop the ring into the volcano, instead of entrusting the ring to 2 less than 6'4 manlets?

Wouldn't that HAVE BEEN MORE EASIER?

Lord of the Cock Rings

>>21
Rings of the Cock Lord

Well frankly that would have made for a very boring book.

>>21
Wait, that sounds familiar... I may have read a lotr spoof that contained a ring which bestows an infinitely long-lasting erection upon the wearer, and which causes women to experience increased sexual attraction to the wearer.

iirc, it ended up being more of a curse than a blessing.

>>24
There is a National Lampoon spoof called "Bored of the Rings". I myself possess a copy of that.

Eh, what?

>>1
Now you'll never look like a BBCODE idiot.

>>2

Was looking for a stickman with wind blowing through his hair but I was impressed with this feature

I can't find them.

>>3

I believe >>1-kun, meant the former.

I can insure you that >>2-kun's peanuts are not now nor have they ever been stored in my anus.

The words "peanuts" contains the words "pet anus", which is a bit disturbing.

where my peanus

>>5
Are you sure? I remember them being there the last time. Could you let me check, please?

They check for homogoblin.

>>2
Another good one is to check names for euphemisms for semen.

Isn't that right, Red'cream'.

Yes, >>3-Ojou-sama. I admit. I admit my role.

It is I that shaves SFBE for better enter. For my better entry.

>>4
Cloan. Gaycloan. Cloans are gay.

You guys make it sound as if there's something wrong with being happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o8oJDVfvTM

Silly 'Cream! You have to wait till the bus comes to a complete stop.

I'm not seeing the problem. He definitely caught it.

That is not a bus. SEEMS TO BE SOME FORM OF LOLI BATTLE MACHINE.

What pray tell is a BATTLEANUS?

>>8
The thing that must be faced. Obviously.